Bachelorette Party Panty Cookies

Get your dolla bills y’all…we’re headed to the strip club! I am embarrassed to say I have been to a male strip club at bachelorette parties in the distant past. Now, I would rather guage my own eyeballs out than have to go to one ever again! Yes, yes, that’s a bit dramatic, but oh so true. Male strip clubs are so uncomfortable and unnatural. If I want to get a little ranuchy, and yes, I often do, an appropraite way to do so is by bringing these cookies to the party. Not going to mention much more details about the party, but let’s just say, these panties are not the only ones I saw that night. Girls gone wild is not just a video, lol.

1 box sugar cookie mix, prepared according to package directions {or you can make your own from scratch}

2 large egg whites
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
3 cups confectioners sugar
1 teaspoon almond extract
Desired food coloring {I use gel coloring so it doesn’t alter the icing consistency}
water as needed for consitency

Mix icing ingredients until smooth and to the desired consistency. {For tips see the Joy of Baking recipe for Royal Icing.} Split the icing up into the desired number of colors and add the food coloring. Flour the counter surface. Roll out sugar cookie dough and cut out using a heart shaped cookie cutter. then, cut the tip of the heart off the cookie to make a bottom shape. place on baking sheet and repeat until all dough is used. Bake according to package directions. When cookies are cooled, ice to look like panties. Add heart tattoos and smiley faces to make them even more adorable and hilarious.


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